craigslist
1). adjective: shady, untrustworthy, possibly sexually deviant2). verb: To bait, tempt or tease a skilled professional with false promises of financial compensation 1). "Say, that kid is totally...
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noun: An under-paid, under-employed, and under-appreciated creative professional known for their keen sense of "what looks right visually". A very opinionated and possibly unemployed person. My...
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noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field Well, I see you have...
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noun: A field of educational study common to American universities, colleges, business schools, tech schools and art institutes loosely fusing the fundamentals of art and design with the sex appeal of...
View Articlehalf-hour clock technique
noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock...
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noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head. You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves'...
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